Anthony Bourdain and Michael Ruthlman have created the Golden Clog awards, which may very well be the best thing ever. Go see the nominees here, and I'm sure you'll agree. Bourdain's nominated Ruhlman for The Golden Mullet Award (Best Hair on Food Television) and himself for The Cat Cora Award (for most fame based on least actual culinary achievement). Good times.
"THE ALTON For being on Food Network and yet, somehow managing to Not Suck"