vorpal pen (vorpal_pen) wrote,
vorpal pen
vorpal_pen

You've got to be kidding me.

Dear United States Postal Service;

I understand that you feel you have the right to open up any of my boxes shipped media mail to insure that all contents do indeed qualify for such. HOWEVER-

I feel I have the right to receive all my books in a similar state to the one in which they were given to you. Therefore, when you repack my books, it would be great if you didn't mix up two completely different packages. I now have 5 or 6 books that most certainly don't belong to to me, and I assume that the poor soul they belong to now has some of mine.

NO FUCKING LOVE,
Me

P.S.- It would also be great if some of my brand new books didn't look like they were shipped in the same box as an angry wolverine.
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